A missing persons report is being treated as a suspected mass homicide case at Parkesville.
Ms Ariadne and her children disappeared mysteriously during the night. Mr Fidel has been named as a frog of interest in this case.
Although the evidence is circumstantial, authorities feel it is substantial: Only Mr. Fidel, their close neighbour, was seen in the vicinity that night. To add to the suspicions, Mr Fidel is considerably fatter.
Fidel has made no comment so far, and has refused a lie detector test. He looks decidedly smug.
Authorities decided not to organize an identlty parade on the grounds that even they couldn't tell which was who in a line up.
Ms Ariadne is about 6 mm, has eight legs and seven eyes. Her children resemble her but are very small. Anyone who may have seen them can contact the rest of the odd bods resident at Parkesville.
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